Jokes and riddles

Lets lightin up your day with some jokes:

  1. What do you call a cow with no legs?      Ground beef.
  2. Say bread 15 times. What comes out of a toaster?       If you said bread you are wrong. It is toast.

Get your thinking caps on B’cause here are some riddles:

1. I am pink and white. I live near water. Who am I?       A flamango.

2.  I am a pointy yellow fruit. My name starts with an P. Who am I?     A pineapple.

 

 

Samedi soir

Samedi soir, je suis allez a le round dance avec ma famille. Moi et une amie (OP) nous avons fait le potato dance. C’etait vraiment amusement. J’espere qu’on vais le faire l’an prochain. Et d’autres amis peux etres present.

Bonne Journee!

 

My dream.

I had a dream about me as a fairy. My name was captain, I didn’t know that.

The queen of fairys was dyeing. The queen told me to save the magic disk. I took the 2016 one before evil GST ‘s assistant stole it, he took the 2015 one. Then me and my friends from school ET and JFM gave blessings to the fairy.

Then we were jumping In are paraschutes around the queen.

That is when I woke up. It was one of my favorite dreams.

Swimming

I had my first swimming lesson today, and I HATED IT. I don’t know why but I somehow  am scared of the water. I never had the same feeling in my life!      How do you feel in the water?    Great,     Good  or   horrible

( I’d pick good or horrible.)

A Duet

A duet is when two people play the same piece togheter. I am doing a duet with my brother, but he still needs a bit of practice. Otherwise we are doing a great job for a first time event. I really hope we can finish before April.